August 3, 2016: Danni surprised me with two chihuahua puppies. How did she know?!

August 3, 2016: Just a bunch of weirdos being weird.

August 3, 2016:

August 3, 2016: I had an epic adventure in and around San Francisco last week! So good on so many levels, even with this foggy ass beach!

July 28, 2016: 🎵 Everywhere you look... 🎵

July 24, 2016: Happy Birthday, Blaine!

July 22, 2016: "Riding Lawnmower" for sale. It'll only cost you $100 to #keepportlandweird.

July 20, 2016: Attic chills

July 18, 2016: Pokémon Go

July 11, 2016: That one time I saw the Dixie Chicks with @mygirlleen and they did a Prince tribute by covering Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U"

July 9, 2016:

July 8, 2016: #craigslist #pos

July 8, 2016: Got to hang with this turd at the dog park the other day. Srsly. Why isn't she famous AF yet? I'd be happy if @lunabizzy had like 50 'gram fans!...

July 7, 2016: Installed my new desk last night! 🤓

July 6, 2016: Mmm mmm!

July 4, 2016: Yesterday at Kelly Point Park, while lounging in the beach, I got to watch the Donau K depart Portland on its way to Kaohsiung City, Taiwan.

July 4, 2016: Now THIS is my kind of biker babe. YOWZA!

June 28, 2016: Happy Birthday, Tyler! Here's to another 34 years of fire and axes, you crazy fucker.

June 27, 2016: America #worldnakedbikeride #wnbr

June 23, 2016: As you can see, FedEx Office is pretty cutting edge.